hey there. welcome to my blog. i'm Claire and i'm 16. i'm a positive person. i love owl city and all time low but the majority of the stuff on here is ridiculous shit that i find funny. hopefully you find it funny too. enjoy your stay.
Luigi

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via dulect)

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purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

(Source: purplefridge-archive, via heart)

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petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

(Source: charmancler, via whoredred)

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4 hours ago

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via howibecamethesea)

I guess
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enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

(Source: dkc2, via zackisontumblr)

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5 hours ago

I’m 12 and I smoke memes so fuck the shut up

(Source: crrabs, via officialwhitegirls)

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via spook-me-to-sleep-tonight)

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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

(via spook-me-to-sleep-tonight)

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